Personal Ad Exercise

SWF – okay, MWF  looking for someone to share afternoons. Must be willing to put up with someone who is terrible at algebra but loves doing dishes, seeing cellulite run rampid on the back side, can’t play the trombone, snores a little and cries a lot, is neurotic, hates too hot showers, forgets to switch out the empty toilet paper roll, sometimes tells white lies that are actually closer to gray, doesn’t shave her legs that often and sometimes forgets to use her inside voice. I can be temperamental and ultra-sensitive with no self-esteem and a huge ego. But I can make kick ass coffee and I love late breakfasts on Sunday mornings while reading the Sunday paper next to my sleepy cat. Call me. Did I mention that I’m bad at returning calls?

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